My language (Polish) - So beautiful
#true true#could be said also in czech or slovakian#then you swear in english and you end up saying things like#fuck fucking shit fuck shit fucking damn#which doesnt sound as good as when you let out a string of#jeden skurveny zasran pojebany jebat ho sekerou skurvysyna dojebaneho#it just#pfff#scroll on#uh
Slavic languages are the best.
I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
that one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much
Stalin this for my blog.
(LENINtrovert sa na tom zasmeje :P )
TR3. Ljubljana, Slovenia. September 2014.
Tumblr Loves Halloween
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.
Click on the panels for translations.
Extra funny if one can read Russian to begin with.
Gwendoline Christie on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (Sept 2) (x)
The video is hilarious. :)
I love this comics
I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK