Raisins shine!

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staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

I figure they meant “nailed by 3 GFs” in a _bad_ sense, right?

(Source: twirpy, via myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours)

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greymichaela:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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"You’re a Christian, Harry."

HELP

Okay, at first it I didn’t wanna reblog ‘cause this kind of bullshit shouldn’t get any more publicity and deserves to go to `/dev/null`.

_But I totally lost it at “fornicating, drug-addicted Evolutionist.”_

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